The Planet Needs YOU!
Congratulations!
If you are reading this, it is because the mayor of Woodville, Mr. I. Don Texist, has chosen YOU to be part of a prestigious team of students that can help on an extremely serious, important mission.
You see, it has recently been brought to the mayor's attention that there are some very, VERY serious problems with the environment that affect not only people, but all living organisms on Earth. Well, when the mayor heard this, he was beside himself with worry. He just knew that these problems were not only going to affect his generation, but his children's generation, and his children's children generation, and so on. He could not, in good conscience, allow this to continue.
And so he assembled a super secret committee to go out into Woodville and find the brightest, the most amazing, and the most creative minds available to help him with his mission. This committee took their job very seriously, and they secretly studied many different people around the community. You might have even seen them observing YOU--the librarian at the public library peeking over her book at you one too many times, the waitress at the Woodville Cafe coming around and asking to refill your water even through you still had a full glass, or perhaps that school lunch lady that gave you an extra italian dunker when no one else was watching. Oh yes, this committee was everywhere!
And lo and behold, they reported back to the mayor with their findings--that the only group that demonstrated the dedication, the creativity, and the brain power capable enough to accomplish this task--was the seventh graders at Viking Middle School. That's YOU!
Now, if you choose to accept this mission (you don't have a choice, by the way), you will become a member of the elite
Woodville ECO-AVENGERS! Are you ready? Is that a yes? Then let's get started!
(Go to the "task" page to find out how you will fulfill your mission objectives.)
Photo credit: www.boomerandhalley.com
If you are reading this, it is because the mayor of Woodville, Mr. I. Don Texist, has chosen YOU to be part of a prestigious team of students that can help on an extremely serious, important mission.
You see, it has recently been brought to the mayor's attention that there are some very, VERY serious problems with the environment that affect not only people, but all living organisms on Earth. Well, when the mayor heard this, he was beside himself with worry. He just knew that these problems were not only going to affect his generation, but his children's generation, and his children's children generation, and so on. He could not, in good conscience, allow this to continue.
And so he assembled a super secret committee to go out into Woodville and find the brightest, the most amazing, and the most creative minds available to help him with his mission. This committee took their job very seriously, and they secretly studied many different people around the community. You might have even seen them observing YOU--the librarian at the public library peeking over her book at you one too many times, the waitress at the Woodville Cafe coming around and asking to refill your water even through you still had a full glass, or perhaps that school lunch lady that gave you an extra italian dunker when no one else was watching. Oh yes, this committee was everywhere!
And lo and behold, they reported back to the mayor with their findings--that the only group that demonstrated the dedication, the creativity, and the brain power capable enough to accomplish this task--was the seventh graders at Viking Middle School. That's YOU!
Now, if you choose to accept this mission (you don't have a choice, by the way), you will become a member of the elite
Woodville ECO-AVENGERS! Are you ready? Is that a yes? Then let's get started!
(Go to the "task" page to find out how you will fulfill your mission objectives.)
Photo credit: www.boomerandhalley.com